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I Support President Bush for Reelection Because ...
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Martha Stewart Gets the Death Penalty
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Kerry Seeks Gay-Marriage Vote, Marries Ted Kennedy
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NASA Sees Evidence of Rover Having Passed Water on Mars
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Liberal Media is Outraged by Myrna Blyth Book, "Spin Sisters"
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Girl Scouts Not Getting Pregnant; Waco Man Concerned
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Shareholder Dumps Disney Stock Over Dissatisfaction with Michael Eisner
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Angelina Jolie at the Academy Awards
Oscar for the best dress... Full story

President Bush "Accidentally" Strips Lady Liberty
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Study Shows Most Senior Citizens Are Unaware of What Bush's Medicare Changes Mean
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Julia Roberts Asks the Wizard of Love
You can ask the Wizard anything... Full story

The Adventures of Abdul and Hasim. Chapter 14: Last Stop, Paradise
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Comics We'd Like to See: Gross is Gross
With apologies to Rose is Rose... Full story

Men Are Pigs
Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

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