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Michael Jackson to Enter the Priesthood

SANTA BARBARA, CA — Pop star Michael Jackson plans to enter the priesthood. Jacko spokesperson, Fairchild Fondler, who made the announcement, said, "Michael has been planning this move for some time, and he has been secretly giving large sums of money to the Catholic Church to help facilitate this move."

"Michael has already been accepted in a training program in the church and will be joining Our Lady of Unendurable Agony in the Malibu area. He hopes to be assigned to the Catechism class at the elementary school. With his musical expertise, he's a natural to help with Our Lady's Boys Choir," said Fondler.

"This is not a surprise move to those close to Michael, because he has been close friends with many in the priesthood who share his interests."

Mike Pasternack

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