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Bush Diary - Clinton's Mistake at Pope's Funeral; Don't Delay's Wife on Payroll
The Pope's funeral was orsome! The Cardinals were all in red and white, just like the St. Louis Cardinals! But Bill Clinton made a big mistake in saying the Pope's legacy was mixed; who the heck is he to talk? The Pope practiced abstinence; so should Clinton! Guess what? When I was on TV during the funeral, the Eye-talians were booing someone: must have been Clinton! Later, Ted Kennedy got drunk at the wake.
So what if Don't Delay's wife and dawter were on his payroll? Kerry financed his campane with his wife's munny! Don't Delay told me that elves magically put his family on the rolls, like Elf Rover magically took black voters off of them. That will teach them to vote Democrap. If Don't Delay's family got munny from his campaign payroll, it will trickle down eventually. Don't Delay is the most moral person I know, next to me and Jesus.
Oh, I met with my Cabinut and bearly recognized 'em! Good news is I found them! Now if I can only find Ben Lennon. By the way, I shook hands with that Saddam-loving Shellac at the Pope's funeral. Did you know that France has un-past-your-eyes brie of mass destruction? Only processed American cheese is truly patriotized!
Transforming Social Security will be like transforming Megatron. It will be like a cool action robot machine with wheels and lazers to fire. Bang bang bomb pow! Yeah! We have an obligation to take the system wurk for a younger generation of Americans. Young Americans to the slot machines! Last one there will lose they're benefits! Or maybe the first one there, who knows?
The elders could trust Medicare for there needs if we personalized it. Sum experts say that it is worse off than Social Security, but you know what I think about EX-perts. I know how to prioritize threats, like Eye-rack versus North Corea!
The answer is clear: we must fix Medicare by fighting wars. War is the answer for everything, even broken sinks. So what if we enter a financial crisis? America will be better off after another Depression. It will put the liberal elites in their place and force them to pull themselves up from their bootstraps!
P.S. Chainsaw joined a sushi cult and now worships a caviar-encrusted dog-God, but it is alright because his religion embraces oil and the all mighty dollar. God's plan! However, the vergin sacrifices, while consistent with my abstinence program, will not go over too well with the Pro-Lifers!
The Bush Diary was obtained by KDANTEATER
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