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Bush Diary - I Visit the Ball-Ticklers; I Drive RasPutin's Stupid Car
I went to the Ball-ticks this week and made a speech which Condo Lizard rote for me. She is a Russian speshialsit so she knows all about the Ruskies. So I spoke that the Ruskies should not have occupied the Ball-ticks and that President Roseavelt was a traitor for agreeing to this at sum place called Y'allta. I don't have a clue about the meaning of what I said, but the neo-cons liked it and so did the Ball-ticklers!
All I can say about Roseavelt is that he got Social Security wrong too!
Sum peeple told me that my speech would make the Ruskies angry, especially RasPutin, so I was a bit nervus when I met up with him in Moscoe. But he was OK. He took me to his ranch, which was pathetic "cause he has no cattle, and he let me drive his car. I tried not to laugh but his Russian car looks so old fashioned compared to our American cars! Heehee! Hear I am driving his stupid car. As u can see, our pursonal relashonship is close, and we are both on the same wavelength.
I had 'fruitful discushons' with RasPutin. That is diplo-talk for our conversashon sucked! But we agreed the war on terror is number one. He can do whatever he wants in Chech-na-na and we will do what we want in Eye-rack. Hot doggie, good deal! Hear I am having a fruitful exchange with RasPutin.
Coffee Anon spoke this week of reducing nucular weapons all over the world. I hope he did not mean us! We need the nucular opshon. The American peeple feel safer in their beds evry night knowing that I, and not sum skirt-chaser like Bill Clinton, has my finger on the button! Unlike him, I will use it!
A Republican - who is a therefore a good man - named Arthur Frankenstein has started a stop-Hillary campane. He even has an anti-Hillary website! Yeah! Hillary Clinton has radical ideas, like that a woman should be President! But it is the Jebster's turn to rule! He keeps calling me, crying like a baby, he is so wurried about her beating him. Just as well nobody knows this but me and you, dear dieree!
P.S. Dennis the Menace Coosinich wants to start a Department of Peace. We alreddy got one of those, it is the Department of War. He may have co-sponsors, but I have Speedy Gonzales ready to shoot it down! Promoting Civil Rights? I have news for you. The King is no longer around and we have a democracy, not a monarchy! Well, it is time to take my orders "¦ I mean, receive my briefing "¦ from Chainsaw, so that's all for now.
The Bush Diary was obtained by Julio Cesar and KDANTEATER.
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