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Anna: Looking a little chubby?
NEW YORK — Sexy Anna Kournikova was eliminated in the first round of the US Open tennis tournament at Flushing Meadows by an unknown Indonesian player. Whatever energy she reportedly exerts in her late night activities with the male players was not evident on the court, where she lost 6-3, 6-0. But without ever having won a major tournament, or even coming close, she makes $18 million a year in endorsements.

Anna wore a blue and white outfit with a bare midriff.
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