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Ask Dr. Sawtooth: Is it True About Global Warming?


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Bongo News is proud to have engaged the services of Dr. Sawtooth. Dr. Sawtooth and his staff of experts will select and answer a question of interest each week. This week's question is from Sam Tush of Ft. Lauderdale, Florida:

Q: I hear pros and cons concerning global warming. What's the truth?

A: I have gathered all the research on this, and conclude that actually "global colding" is taking place. This infra-red photo was taken this week week, just north of you, in Tampa, Florida.



Since 1987, it has snowed almost every night in Tampa, but the snow melts while people are asleep, thus the fallacy that it has never snowed in Tampa!
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