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How They Put Together the President's Cheering Section
"I've assembled you here today as a specially-chosen group who will sit behind the President during his speech and will be visible to the TV audience. When the official White House cheerleader cues you, get on your feet and clap and cheer wildly, EVERY TIME ... if you want that promotion!"
"OK guys. I'm Ted Robins, the Official White House Cheerleader. When I do this, enthusiastically get on your feet and cheer the President!"
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