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Ask Dr. Sawtooth: What's the Difference Between the Vietnam and Iraq Wars?

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Bongo News is proud to have engaged the services of Dr. Sawtooth. Dr. Sawtooth and his staff of experts will select and answer a question of interest each week. This week's question is from Connie Lingus of Upper Snorksett, England.







Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
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