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Ask Dr. Sawtooth: Why is Your President So Linguistically Challenged?


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Dr. Sawtooth
Bongo News is proud to have engaged the services of Dr. Sawtooth. Dr. Sawtooth and his staff of experts will select and answer a question of interest each week. This week's question is from Cuthbert Dreck, English Department, Oxford College, England.

Q: I cringe when I hear your President Bush speak extemporaneously. He sounds, may I say, linguistically challenged. How can he be so verbally inept and yet be President of the United States?

A: First, he is not "my" President. Second, this is big county with a lot of people even dumber than George Bush.

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