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Ask Dr. Sawtooth: How Will Bush Get Additional Troops to Send to Iraq?

Dr. Sawtooth
Bongo News is proud to have engaged the services of Dr. Sawtooth. Dr. Sawtooth and his staff of experts will select and answer a question of interest each week. This week's question is from Shadrack Licht of Blackstream, West Virginia. He asks:

Q: With very few re-enlistments, increasingly few volunteers for the armed forces, and almost all of the reservists and National Guard already overseas, where are the additional troops the President proposes to send to Iraq to come from?

A: Mr. Licht, you first heard it here. I won't say how we did it, but we obtained a Defense Department recruiting poster which is to be made public next month by which the President proposes to use to solve the problem. Here it is:


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