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Anna Nicole’s Will is a Dead Giveaway
THE BAHAMAS — Anna Nicole Smith left a will in which she bequeathed all her worldly possessions to her dead son and her friend and attorney, Howard K. Stern.
Her son gets all her money – only problem is, she had none – and Stern was bequeathed her breasts.
“I’m pretty happy about it,” said Stern. “Silicone is quite expensive these days, so it is quite a valuable bequest!”
Meanwhile, Anna Nicole’s mother flew from Texas to the Bahamas this week in an attempt to gain custody of her baby granddaughter. Anna Nicole’s mother claims that her lawyers told her she has a good shot at custody under "a writ of habeas Corpus Christie."
