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Argentines are Revolting!
The Argentines are revolting. They are disgusting... Full story

Need a Mesothelioma Attorney?
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Geraldo Refuses to Believe that the Afghan War is Over
Former left-wing talk show host turned bizarrely militaristic war correspondent... Full story

Katie Couric Gets a $60 Million Contract
Today Show co-host, Katie Couric, received a record amount... Full story

Tony Blair Declares His Love for Putin
Former Clinton apologist and copycat... Full story

Santa is Arrested for Breaking and Entering
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Mariah Carey will Sing at Super Bowl Half-Time Show on February 4


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Mariah Crazy

UNLESS SHE HAS ANOTHER NERVOUS BREAKDOWN BEFORE THEN

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