Cloning Debate: Government Wants All Identical Twins Killed
Pandering to its religious-right base, the Bush Administration has decided to wage all-out war on all forms of cloning.
Attorney General Ashcroft has been ordered to write legislation which will require all stem cells held for medical research to be destroyed, and will outlaw research into cloning and all forms of genetic modification.
"We will hunt down and bring to justice all members of the Raelian sect," said Administration spokesman, Ari Fleischer. "We'll destroy all cloned fetuses, and all identical twins."
"Julia Stiles, Kirsten Dunst, Kate Hudson, Alicia Silverstone and all those indistinguishable-from-each-other young actresses have to go. So too do the New York socialite-parasite Hilton sisters, Nikki and Paris, even if they are not twins."