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US Reports That Bin Laden May be in Tora Bora, or He May Have Escaped
General Tommy Franks, the US general in charge... Full story

US Re-opens its Embassy in Kabul
The United States reopened its embassy in Kabul yesterday... Full story

Geraldo Rivera in Hot Pursuit of Bin Laden
Geraldo Rivera flew to Fiji today in hot pursuit... Full story

Society Column
Last week was a very hectic one on the New York social scene... Full story

NATO Secretary-General Gets a Surprise


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BRUSSELS — NATO Secretary-General George Robertson got a surprise yesterday during a news conference at NATO headquarters in Brussels, when his doctor crept up behind him and performed a prostate examination. "He's overdue for a test," said the doctor, "and this is the first time I got him to stand still."
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