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Planned Parenthood to Offer Christmas Condoms

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By Mike Pasternack

LOS ANGELES " The Planned Parenthood Association says it's not too early to be thinking of that perfect Christmas gift idea. They will be offering the little beauties (pictured left) at their Los Angeles offices starting next month.

It's all part of a new nationwide campaign to make condoms more fun. "They could even be used as finger puppets, as you can see," said a spokesman for Planned Parenthood. "We're trying to get people away from thinking of the condom as strictly a 'backdoor' business."

The spokesman said that Jewish versions are still in the testing phase. "Both the Star of David and the Menorah were a washout, but we have high hopes for the Dreidel."

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