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OCTOBER 22, 2003

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Pamela Anderson Advises FDA on Silicone Breast Implants
It takes one to know one... Full story

Microsoft Announces Bold New Strategy to Address Software Flaws: Limit Announcements to Once a Month
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God Tells Pope and Gay Bishop to Both Continue Their Work
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"I Feel So Used" Says Laura Bush
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Bush Says No Health Risk From Genetically-Modified Pork
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Illusionist David Blaine Emerges from His Stinking Box
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Letter to the Editor: "Jack Palethorpe Bongoed His Facts"
We've been getting more and more complaints about Jack... Full story

Jack Palethorpe Admits He is Addicted to Painkillers
Has gone into rehab... Full story

Recipes of the World - Oman: Roast Kid
Join our world tour of culinary delights... Full story

Professor Thurgood Spanner and His Next World Radio - This Week's Interview: John Lennon
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Comics We'd Like to See: Alternative Ending to Calvin
With apologies to Calvin and Hobbes... Full story

George Clooney to Sit In For Jay Leno

LOS ANGELES — Actor George Clooney will be sitting in as a guest host on NBC's Tonight Show while regular host, Jay Leno, takes a two week vacation.

"I want the audience to be comfortable and for things to run just as if Jay were still here," said Clooney.

Clooney, known for his dry wit and charm, has been preparing for the spot for some time, even going so far as to hire Leno's make-up artist.

Mike Pasternack

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