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Hillary Now Supports the Florida Marlins
WASHINGTON, DC Following the Florida Marlins' victory over the New York Yankees in the World Series, Hillary Clinton has revealed that she has always been a Marlins fan.
"There was some confusion that I was a Chicago Cubs fan," said Hillary, "just because I grew up in Chicago and have been photographed wearing a Cubs' baseball cap. Then during the election campaign in New York for the Senate, people criticized me for switching my allegiance to the Yankees, just because I said I'd always been a Yankees fan and posed for photographs in a Yankees basketball cap."
But now that the Democratic Presidential field is struggling, with no one clear candidate emerging, and with Florida being a swing state in any Presidential election, Hillary says that she has "realized I have always been a Florida Marlins fan, even as a little girl."
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