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Michael Jackson to Enter the Priesthood
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McDonald's Says the Death of its CEO was not Linked to its Burgers
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McDonald's Anti-Obesity Campaign Pushes Bulimia
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MRI Scans Reveal Republicans and Democrats Have Different Brains
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Bush Team Targets Heavy Ejaculators
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Iraqi Intern at White House Not Catching On
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Separated at Birth: Iranian President Mohammad Khatami and Steven Spielberg
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The Secret of Donald Trump's "Comb Over" is Revealed
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Drug Companies Pursue Foot-Size Enhancement Pill
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Fox to Launch Male Version of "The Swan"
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Thalia to Do Ads for Hershey's Chocolate
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Carl's Letters: Advice to Dick Cheney About Colin Powell
Carl Estrada attempts to mediate between Cheney and Powell... Full story

Secret Love: Janet Jackson
Comic book cover by blorno... Full story

Comics We'd Like to See: Willie 'n Ethel at the Movies
With apologies to Willie 'n Ethel... Full story

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Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

Thalia to Do Ads for Hershey's Chocolate

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