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Bush Bows to Arab Pressure and Stops High-Tech Bombing; Starts Throwing Rocks at Bin Laden and the Taliban
Rumsfeld says that the US has a sufficient supply of rocks... Full story

Anthrax Found in Florida Sharks
Bathers who had forgotten all about last summer's shark attacks... Full story

En-wrong Stock Drops Like a Rock
The stock of En-wrong Corporation dropped to minus... Full story

Al-Jazeerah Launches a New TV Show, "Band of Afghan Brothers"
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Cute Animal Photo
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Whitney's WhiteOut

HOUSTON, WHITNEY — Singer/actress/nutcase Whitney Houston has announced through her spokesman and bodyguard, played by Kevin Costner, that she will not open any more envelopes containing white powder.

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