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DECEMBER 29, 2004

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Bongo News' Man of the Year for 2004 is SpongeBob SparePants
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Bongo News' Woman of the Year for 2004 is Paris Hilton
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Jean Dicksin's Predictions for 2005
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Why Santa Was Late on Christmas Night
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Bush Diary "“ Playing Hyde and Seek; Rummy Visits Troops
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Al Gorenko Disputes Ballots in Southern Ukraine
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Bush Ancestor Went AWOL During the Crusades
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Bud Selig Announces a New Curse
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Robot Fighter: Jay Leno
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Comics We'd Like to See: Doonesbury Blowjob
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Car Talk
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Best of Bongo News 2004
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Robert Blake's Rice Krispies

In the Robert Blake trial, two former stuntmen testified that, on several occasions, Blake asked them to kill his wife. Blake would refer to the act as "snuff," "whack" and "pop." This gave us an idea for a new cereal:

Frank Cassano and Mike Pasternack

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