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WASHINGTON, DC — Senators Joseph Lieberman and Hillary Rodham Clinton say that they are incensed over pornographic content hidden in the popular video game, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and are demanding action from either the government or the game's maker.

Hillary said that the inappropriate content can be unlocked by using the "Hot Coffee" code modification widely available on the Internet. By installing the modification, gamers can have their drivers find different girlfriends in the game who will have a "cup of hot coffee" - a euphemism for sex - with them. Hillary discovered this when she came across Bill playing on his computer at Chappaqua.

A spokesman for the game's maker, Rockstar Games, said the Hot Coffee modification was the unauthorized work of people in the modder community, the group of intense gamers who often add content to games.

Hillary said she will introduce legislation to stop Bill playing computer games and visiting porn sites on his computer.

"I am for family values,"Ě she said. "Did I also mention that I am tough on terror?"Ě

Senator Lieberman criticized Hillary for publicizing the access code for the porn on Grand Theft Auto.

"Now every kid will know how to access this porn, not just Bill,"Ě he said.

Bill Clinton defended his wife's actions, saying that the porn in Grand Theft Auto wasn't very good. "I've seen much better."Ě
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