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Carl's Letter - "Dear Mr. Rove, Treason is in the Air ..."
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Bush Backs Karl Rove
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Bush Diary - Rover is a Good Man. A Bad Leeker, But a Good Man.
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"Media Overstating American War Deaths"- Military
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Hillary Clinton and Joe Lieberman Incensed Over Porn in "Grand Theft Auto'
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Separated at Birth : George Bush and Alfred E. Neuman
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Tom and Katie Fight Over Midols and Bayers
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Cameron Diaz is Proud of Her Topless Photos
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Ballsy Photos
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Captains Courageous: Orlando Bloom
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Hilary Swank and Kevin Costner to Narrate 9/11 Video

NEW YORK — Hilary Swank and Kevin Costner will narrate the upcoming film On Native Soil: The Documentary of the 9/11 Commission Report. The actors will do the voice-over for the film.

"I was in lower Manhattan that horrible day" when the World Trade Center collapsed, Swank said. "That is why I am qualified to do the voice over. That and the fact that I hate George Bush."

"I saw this film in a rough cut and wanted to become involved," said Costner. "It's honest, it's serious and it's not political. It just lays the blame where it belongs: on Bush, Halliburton and the Saudis."

Emma Dubin

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