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Tom and Katie Fight Over Midols and Bayers



LOS ANGLELES — One day recently following a Scientology meeting, Katie Holmes decided to go through her bathroom medicine cabinet and throw out whatever didn't belong with her new religious beliefs.

Katie: Tom, honey, what do you think I should do with Midols and Bayers?
Tom: Honey, if you haven't outgrown your dolls and bears, you can put them on the bed for now and save them for our kids.
Katie: I'm talking about Midols for when the going gets heavy.
Tom: F**k it, Katie, I can't take this sh*t about dolls and bears. Just throw them out and grow up, period!

Laurie Siegel
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