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JULY 20, 2005

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Carl's Letter - "Dear Mr. Rove, Treason is in the Air ..."
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Bush Backs Karl Rove
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Bush Diary - Rover is a Good Man. A Bad Leeker, But a Good Man.
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"Media Overstating American War Deaths"- Military
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Hillary Clinton and Joe Lieberman Incensed Over Porn in "˜Grand Theft Auto'
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Separated at Birth : George Bush and Alfred E. Neuman
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Hilary Swank and Kevin Costner to Narrate 9/11 Video
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Cameron Diaz is Proud of Her Topless Photos
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Ballsy Photos
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Captains Courageous: Orlando Bloom
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Tom and Katie Fight Over Midols and Bayers

LOS ANGLELES — One day recently following a Scientology meeting, Katie Holmes decided to go through her bathroom medicine cabinet and throw out whatever didn't belong with her new religious beliefs.

Katie: Tom, honey, what do you think I should do with Midols and Bayers?
Tom: Honey, if you haven't outgrown your dolls and bears, you can put them on the bed for now and save them for our kids.
Katie: I'm talking about Midols for when the going gets heavy.
Tom: F**k it, Katie, I can't take this sh*t about dolls and bears. Just throw them out and grow up, period!

Laurie Siegel

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