Van Gross is Fired for Racism. Wins Award. Is Rehired.
Van Gross, MD, the insane doctor with the social conscience, has been fired for racism by Bongo News. "We can't have that kind of behavior going on around here. It is immoral, it is wrong, and we are scared of losing what few advertisers we have,"ť said the Editor.
Van Gross Wins Award
Van Gross, MD, the insane doctor with the social conscience, has been awarded the Most Prolific Writer Award by Bongo News. Here is his acceptance speech from the award dinner held in the parking lot of a Pompano Beach motel, where he demonstrated impressive head-out parking. [See his autobiographical piece entilted: Man Has Spent Life Backing Into Head-Out Parking Position]
"I'd like to thank the Academy and, more than anyone else, I'd like to thank my parents for bringing into this world; two crazy kids from Central Park West, struggling to eek out a living in the tiny hamlet of New York City, where now some 4 million Haitians live in $200,000 hovels as they struggle to exist, prior to launching their fraudulent personal injury lawsuits. And, of course, the staff at the online periodical that made this all possible - Emma Dubin, a woman who pistol-whipped me in a dungeon for a decade before taking a job as special assistant to Dick Cheney's groin. And then there was Mark Fisher "“ "The Fish"ť as he is known in literary circles - often being cheered on by editors on boats who hook him and then throw him and his word processor back into the sea. And finally, there's our Editor, or "our useful idiot"ť for short, propagating liberal and conservative hogwash while the world suffers the plague of international tourism. It makes me want to stand up before you and say proudly without further adieu: I am some bongo!"ť
Editor: I am not known as useful idiot! Anyway, you're rehired!
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