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Barbra Streisand is Hurt at Not Being Invited to the Clinton Global Initiative
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Monaco's Prince Albert is Surprised by All the Paternity Suits, Being Gay
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John Roberts in Toilet Paper Folding Frenzy
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New "˜American Pie' Lyrics
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Clinton Urges Bush to Bring Back Busing
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Tourist Board Says "˜It's Still Fun to Visit New Orleans!'
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Bush Diary - Now It's Freakin' Rita - Gimme a Break, Lord!
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Anderson Cooper, Born with a Silver Spoon in His Mouth, is a Down-to-Earth Guy!
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Joseph Smith Establishes a Religion of Head-Out Parking
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Bush Appears in Public with Cher, Whoopi Goldberg and Ozzy Osbourne
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Flash Gordon : Anderson Cooper
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Hugo Up in a Tree
Hugo Ballz comic strip... Full story

Canadian Joke: Quebec Separates



Talk about being patriots! We Canadians have got it all over the Americans.

I just heard about a guy down the street who had a map of Canada tattooed to his ass.

Now, every time he sits down, Quebec separates!

Allan Janssen
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