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Hillary Defends Her Vote for the War: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
WASHINGTON, DC — Hillary Clinton has defended her vote to authorize war in Iraq amid growing unease about her among liberal Democrats who dominate primary voting for Democratic nominees for President.
"I voted for the war before I voted for the war," she said.
"I have discovered I am part-Jewish. I am also a born-again Christian. But I'm also a liberal atheist.
"I take responsibility for my vote, but I can't be held responsible. The evidence upon which I based my vote was strong, but wrong. I was not wrong, I was strong. I wear a thong, Bill uses a bong.
"There should not be sex hidden in computer games, nor in Bill's pants.
"We need peace with honor, but not like Nixon wanted. I am tough on terrorism, but against low poll ratings.
"Don't ask, don't tell. A chicken in every pot. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
