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Deflated Al Qaeda Behind Thanksgiving Parade Balloon Attack
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Obese Kids Run the Risk of Broken Bones, Smelly Armpits and Wedgies
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Jennifer Anniston Sets New Toilet Paper Fashion Trend
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Bush and Cheney Break into Daniel Ellsberg's Psychiatrist's Office
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Bush Diary - Earth to Will Ferrell: I Am Not Scared of Pop-Up Books
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Hillary Defends Her Vote for the War: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
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Bedsheet Escapees on the Run
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Indian Tech Support Rep Breaks Hot Air Record
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Pope Says Gays, Women and Jews Can't be Priests
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Stars Urge Clemency for Murderer Stanley Tookie Williams
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Recipes of the World: Iraq - American Army Leftovers
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The Secret of Monte Christo: Jim Carey
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Hugo Ballz: The Gooper
Hugo Ballz comic strip... Full story

Princess Diana = End is a Car Spin

Princess Diana = end is a car spin

Jennifer Anniston =- fine in torn jeans

Howard Stern = retard shown ton

Eric Clapton = narcoleptic

Lana Turner = anal return

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