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Straights Mock Gays' Distress at New York Court Decision on Gay Marriage
NEW YORK — Straight New Yorkers mocked the dismay with which New York gays and lesbians reacted to the New York Supreme Court's decision that there was no right in New York to marriage between members of the same sex.
"Isn't it terrible that you can have indiscriminate sex with hundreds of partners and have no pressure to marry any or them, and have no risk of being trapped in a common law marriage," said a New York straight guy. "There's no risk of a paternity suit and your partner can never take half your assets. This court decision is a disaster? Gimme a break!"
But gays and lesbians say that the court's decision is a huge emotional setback.
"How could the majority judge say that children in heterosexual families are better off then in gay families," asked one gay, white male while he performed fellatio on his white partner on the living room sofa while their adopted black and Korean children played nearby. "Who is to say what is normal?"
"I'm going to drown my sorrows," said another gay New Yorker, "by having anal sex with a complete stranger."
