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Clarence Thomas Memoirs: How I Became White
Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas, has done a book deal with HarperCollins for $1.5 million... Full story

Hillary's Giant Gaffe
"I watched the game - we wuz robbed!"... Full story

New Zealanders Invent Radical Boat Design
The Kiwis call it "The Hula," which is short for... Full story

Newcomer Will Star in "The Winona Ryder Story"
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Pope Does Research Into Pervy Priests' Sexual Practices
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Prince Charles Makes a Discovery About Farming
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Are Cloned Babies Edible?

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