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Toyota Under Fire for Selling to the Taliban
Toyota denied it was selling trucks to the Taliban... Full story

White House Backs Cloning of Cheney
President Bush announced that he was reversing himself... Full story

Boy Refuses to Play Computer Games
Tells Mother that they are too violent....

Lucky Thanksgiving Turkey Receives a Presidential Pardon
President Bush continued a White House tradition... Full story

Heaven Closed Due to Overcrowding



HEAVEN — God announced today that Heaven was to be temporarily closed for renovations due to the sudden influx of souls following the September 11 terrorist attacks and the plane crash in Queens, New York. Speaking at a press conference at the Gates of Heaven, God said that Saint Peter had been overwhelmed by applications from innocent souls from the tragedies. God also said that He believed that Satan had intended to cause the overcrowding. An exhausted Saint Peter announced that Heaven was planning an expansion project. "We will have lots more cloud space and enough robes for everyone. It's going to be Heavenly. For the price we're paying, it better be pretty damned good -- oops, sorry Boss.
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