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Heaven Closed Due to Overcrowding
HEAVEN — God announced today that Heaven was to be temporarily closed for renovations due to the sudden influx of souls following the September 11 terrorist attacks and the plane crash in Queens, New York. Speaking at a press conference at the Gates of Heaven, God said that Saint Peter had been overwhelmed by applications from innocent souls from the tragedies. God also said that He believed that Satan had intended to cause the overcrowding. An exhausted Saint Peter announced that Heaven was planning an expansion project. "We will have lots more cloud space and enough robes for everyone. It's going to be Heavenly. For the price we're paying, it better be pretty damned good -- oops, sorry Boss.
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Kabul I've studied the world's religions and have traveled to remote places. I'm a little tied up right now, but should be free in about 20 years.
