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Bush is Concerned About the Turds in Northern Iraq
... Full story

Bush is Ashamed of the Dixie Chicks
Bush raps the rock group... Full story

Saddam's Guard Rues the Day He Got His Job at the Palace
Unhappy guard has a look of doom... Full story

The Fighting Wedgies Get Ready For Battle
Thing the theme thong... Full story

Monica Lewinsky is to Host a New Dating Show
She's bigger than ever... Full story

Bush Accidentally Starts the War on Iraq Early



WASHINGTON, DC — President Bush got mixed up last Wednesday when he had General Tommy Franks on line one and his father on line two. Intending to tell his father that they should barbecue lamb for dinner, he accidentally picked up the line with Franks on, and said...

GWB on the phone
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