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DOHA, QATAR Ensconced in a luxury hotel in tranquil Doha, intrepid female Middle Eastern reporter, Christian Armorpiercer, is used to being Johnny-on-the-spot in the Middle East, giving broadcasts on CNN about Arab reaction to this or that.
"Calling these incoming journalists 'embedded' is ridiculous," said Armorpiercer. "I was here first. Why, I've been in bed with journalists for years. My favorites are the cute Swedes with their blond locks and washboard abs."