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No More Iraq Jokes - Please!
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CNN Vows to Continue the War Effort
'Operation Unending Blitzer' Will Continue... Full story

Saddam Loses His Balls
... Full story

Satirists Depressed by Flight of Iraqi Information Minister
... Full story

Saddam Look-A-Likes Are Shedding Weight, Shaving Moustaches, Avoiding Bunkers
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Bush Speaks on Iraqi TV, Mangles Arabic
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I Get to Spend the Night With Liz Hurley, Again
Jack Palethorpe scores... Full story

Sumner Redstone, 79, Marries 40-Year Old Impoverished School Teacher
Love match of the year... Full story

Christian Armorpiercer is Annoyed at Embedded Journalists Trespassing on Her Turf

DOHA, QATAR — Ensconced in a luxury hotel in tranquil Doha, intrepid female Middle Eastern reporter, Christian Armorpiercer, is used to being Johnny-on-the-spot in the Middle East, giving broadcasts on CNN about Arab reaction to this or that.

"Calling these incoming journalists 'embedded' is ridiculous," said Armorpiercer. "I was here first. Why, I've been in bed with journalists for years. My favorites are the cute Swedes with their blond locks and washboard abs."

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