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US Releases More Photos of Disguised Saddam



By Mike Pasternack

TIKRIT, Iraq — The US Central Command released more digitally enhanced photographs of what Saddam Hussein might look like now. These are in addition to the photos previously given to US forces to aid them in identifying Saddam.

"No stone is going to be left unturned and no falafel vendor will go unquestioned," said Lt. Col. Chauncey Bendenbreak, media spokesman for US Central Command in Tikrit, where the search is particularly intense.

Latest photos show what Saddam might look like as an Elizabethan maiden, as Bozo the clown, and as a tourist in Washington, DC.

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