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SEPTEMBER 3, 2003

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Recipes of the World - England: Spotted Dick

This week's recipe:

Spotted Dick, by Sergeant Harold Longbottom-Higgensworth

I got my Spotted Dick out of my girlfriend Fanny. I know many chaps who got Spotted Dick whilst on visits to Bangkok, but there's really nothing like the traditional English version.

Items needed:
A man and a woman, a stick of butter, sugar and spice and all things nice.

Preparation:
Some people like to shape their dick thicker and longer than others. You'll have to decide what size is right for you and yours. There are plenty of websites offering help in this regard. Grab the stick of butter and apply to the dick. Insert into a pre-heated oven, taking it out and putting it back in again repeatedly. Then wait a week and see if you have Spotted Dick.

Serving:
Fanny always likes some big blobs of hot custard on her Spotted Dick.

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