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Pete Rose Bets He Can Get Into the Hall of Fame
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Gandhi Really Did Run a Gas Station
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Wesley Clark is Finding His Legs
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Close Shave for Saddam: Saddam Hussein Endorses the Wilkinson Sword Shaving System
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Bush Banishes Colin Powell to the Moon
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Royal Pit Bulls to See a Psychologist
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Andy Fastow's Mouth Opens Up, Ken Lay's Sphincter Squeezes Shut
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"Mr. Britney Spears" Asks the Wizard of Love
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The Adventures of Abdul and Hasim. Chapter 6: Forbidden Fruit
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American Evolution
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Justin Timberlake Wins the Celebrity Guess-the-Weight Contest

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