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Critics of Obama's Plan to Destroy America Are Called Racist

"Kids say the darndest things, and so do I."

WASHINGTON, D.C., 2009-09-16 — Critics of President Obama's plan to destroy America have been labeled as racist by Jimmy Carter and Bill Cosby.

Former President Carter said that the vocal criticism Obama’s plan to eliminate capitalism and to leave America vulnerable to foreign enemies was simply racist.

“A lot of white people think a black man is not qualified to be President,” said Carter, who is rapidly aging and is perhaps confused, because a lot of white people think it is Jimmy Carter who was not qualified to be President.

“Kids say the darnedest things," said Cosby, "but grown-ups are racist if they criticize a black President. Only a racist would be opposed to socialism and appeasement.”

Emma dubin

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