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Obama and Biden Agree That The White House Gatecrasher Provided Stimulus

WASHINGTON, D.C., 2009-11-27 — President Obama and Vice President Biden both agreed that the blond bombshell who gate crashed the White House reception for the Indian Prime Minister had provided stimulus for the evening.

“These are hard times and sometimes you need a bit of a lift,” said Biden, who put a squeeze on the woman’s waist.

“I agree,” said the President. “I do like to look at a pretty woman from time to time, which I don’t get the chance to do at home.”

Julio Cesar

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