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Fareed Zakaria: "America is Going Down the Toilet, But I Love Living Here"

WASHINGTON, D.C., 2010-11-18 — Fareed Zakaria, host of CNN's GPS, says America is going down the toilet. In his book, The Post-American World, Zakaria says America is on the decline, a decline that cannot be reversed.

He lamely says, "This is not a book about the decline of America, but rather about the rise of everyone else," but what he means is that America is finished because of its corrupt nature and its exploitation of others.

"The only surprise," says Zakaria, "is that the rise of Barack Obama did not end this downward death spiral. Even he, the chosen one, cannot reverse the decline of this evil culture."

"That being said," he said that, "I do love living in America. I do not want to live anywhere else. They would cut my tongue out if I said what I say elsewhere."

Fareed's parents live in a mud hut in Pakistan. His mother is not permitted to leave the hut, and his father routinely rapes his daughters. He used to beat young Fareed for wanting to read books, or for no reason at all.

"Yes, life is good here," said Fareed, "but the Untied Stares is inherently evil, and it deserves to die!"

Sikander Khairi

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