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Supreme Court Rules There Cannot be a Nativity Scene at the Capitol Building



WASHINGTON, D.C., 2010-12-20 — The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene at the Capitol Building this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find three wise men in Washington.

The search for a virgin continues.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.


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