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Fox News Named a Terrorist Organization

WASHINGTON, D.C., 2009-10-20 — The Administration has named Fox News a terrorist network for supporting the Republican agenda.

White House Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, said that Fox News was not a news organization. Actually, what he said was, “Fox News is not a f------ news organization.”

The White House Communications Director, Anita Dunn, said that Fox News’ employees are “terrorists masquerading as talking heads," and that Mao was her favorite philosopher.

The White House is limiting appearances by the President and other Administration officials on Fox News “for security reasons.”

“The silver lining,” said Fox News chief, Roger Ailes, “is that terrorism is under this administration is a police matter, not a military matter.”

Emma Dubin

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