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Another Fat Lesbian Appointed to Supreme Court

WASHINGTON, D.C., 2010-05-10 — President Obama has nominated a second fat lesbian to the Supreme Court.

If Elena Kagan is confirmed, she will join Maria Sotomayor as the nation's second obese lesbian judge on the highest court.

"After she is confirmed," Obama said, "the Court will comprise not only two lesbians but also six Catholics and three Jews. That reflects the fabric of America."

Kagan said she looked forward to the Senate confirmation process.

"It will be a piece of cake," she said. "Speaking of cake, I would like some right now!"

Emma Dubin

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