front page caption contest movie reviews personals comics media watch archives
Bongo News
www.bongonews.com 2014 Copyright © 2001-2014 Bongo News, Inc.
   

» search site

current photo
caption contest
caption contest thumbnail

movie
review

bad
dog

bad
signs

anagrams


jack
palethorpe

romanian
humor

top 10
lists


sponsored links


Another Fat Lesbian Appointed to Supreme Court


WASHINGTON, D.C., 2010-05-10 — President Obama has nominated a second fat lesbian to the Supreme Court.

If Elena Kagan is confirmed, she will join Maria Sotomayor as the nation's second obese lesbian judge on the highest court.

"After she is confirmed," Obama said, "the Court will comprise not only two lesbians but also six Catholics and three Jews. That reflects the fabric of America."

Kagan said she looked forward to the Senate confirmation process.

"It will be a piece of cake," she said. "Speaking of cake, I would like some right now!"

Emma Dubin

Read these related stories:

Sotomayor: Dyslexic White Guy Should Not Test Better Than Healthy Hispanics (30-May-09)

Judge Rules Warren Buffett Incompetent at Request of His Relatives (5-Jul-06)

Roberts' Writings Reveal a Sensitive, Caring Man (24-Aug-05)

Bush Nominates Skeleton From Closet As Next Supreme Court Judge (5-Oct-05)

Jude Law Apologizes For Not Paying Taxes on Nanny's Salary (27-Jul-05)


ADVERTISEMENT


ADVERTISEMENT

best of
bongo news





Subscribe to Bongo News



bongo recommends

Subscribe to Bongo News

Copyright © 2001-2014 Bongo News, Inc. | Terms of service | Privacy policy | How to advertise | About us

The Web's Wittiest News Satire

RSS Feed