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After the Mid-Term Elections, Michelle Is Not Proud of America Anymore

WASHINGTON, D.C., 2010-11-06 — The mid-term elections have soured Michelle's mood on the country. After saying, when her husband was elected to the Presidency, "for the first time in my adult lifetime, I'm really proud of my country," she now says she is no longer proud of America.

"I hate this country," she said. "I always have, except for the last two years. This election was high-tech lynching, and you know it."

Friends say that Michelle sees herself as a reincarnation of Jacquie Kennedy. Believing her husband is now as dead politically as JFK was after Dallas, she is looking an old, rich Greek dude to take her away from all this.

Emma Dubin

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