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IMF Chief’s Favorite Drink? Minute Maid


NEW YORK, 2011-06-01 — Former IMF head, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, known as DSK, has long been known in France for having a fondness for hotel chambermaids.

But Bongo News now reveals that DSK’s favorite drink is Minute Maid.

“I like Minute Maid,” DSK said, “because it is fresh squeezed.”

Emma Dubin

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